New Newspaper!

Here is the new newspaper! What do you think?

FINALLY! THE ISLAND IS SAFE! It says - Last week agents carried out a top secret mission known as Operation Hibernation. To find out more we spoke with the EPF's public relations officer, Rookie. "The Director told me to say "excellent work everyone!" Hey, thanks, Director - I tried really, reall hard!"

"Sorry about giving away so much classified information last week. But nowthat Herbertis captured we don't need to worry! Um, never mind." "We've earned a break with all our hard work! Let's head to the Gift Shop and celebrate with Fair costumes." "Someone hand me a rooster outfit!"

The Fair is coming September 22! to begin the celebration, party planners have released Bumber Cars and other costumes inspired by The Fair. "This year's Fair is going to be huge!" said one party planner. "I'd tell you more but these cows keep interrupting..." "MOO!" interrupted a cow. "See what I mean?" said the party planner. "Moo!" said the cow. "Um, anyway, we're planning somethink big for Bumper Cars," said the party planner. "Moo?" asked the cow. " Yes, there'll be something for cows too." " Moo! Moo, moo moo, MOO!" " I think she's excited for The Fair," said the party planner. "After all, the festivities start September 22!"

So that is the newspaper! Comment to tell me what you think!